ICICI Defaulters
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, 'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'
'No, sweetheart,' she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'
'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.
'One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.
'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'
Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!'
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Home ALone
Buron on the board of the Aubrac, France
France
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Laurentides, Province of Quebec, Canada (48°00’ N – 71°00’ W).
Dokdo Islands ( Liancourt rock ), South Korea (37°14' N – 131°52' E).
Chapel on an islet off the coast of Kos, Dodecanese, Greece (36°50'N -27°10'E
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Islet near Heimaey, Vestmannaeyjar Archipelago, Iceland (N 63°26'- W 20°17').
Rice field north of Pokhara, Nepal (28°14' N, 83°59' E).
Canton Traku - Cottage on the shores of Lake Galve, Lituanie
Detached house on a lake near Bulat Pestivien - Cotes d'Armor, France
Lighthouse Tevennec-island of Sein 29162 - Finistere, France
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Mother
When I came drenched in the rain,
My brother said,” why didn’t you take an umbrella with you?”
My sister asked me,” why couldn’t you wait till it stopped?”
My Dad angrily said,”only after catching a cold, will you learn to be
cautious?”
But my MOTHER,
as she was drying my hair with her saree,
was shouting
not at me
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but at the RAIN.
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