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How to stay awake in meetings

How to stay awake in meetings
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5' x 5' is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

 

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

synergy

 revisit

 benchmark

 fast track

 touch base

 strategic fit

 expeditious

 value-added

 result-driven

 mindset

 core competencies

 to tell you the truth (or 'the truth is')

 proactive

 empower (or empowerment)

 client focus(ed)

 best practice

 24/7

 win-win

 knowledge base

 paradigm

 bottom line

 out of the loop

 think outside the box

 at the end of the day

 game plan


3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout 'BULLSHIT!'

Testimonials from satisfied 'Bull shit Bingo' players:
'I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won.' - Adam, Atlanta
'My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.' - David, Florida
'What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.' - Dan, New York City
'The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.' - Ben, Denver
'The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours.' - Paul, Cleveland

 

 

 


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